BIFOCALS !!!!

It is official-- I have hit the "OLD" category !!
I now have no line bifocals
and also have a problem with tone deafness.

I don't know if to many concert had anything

to do with the hearing loss- or if I am

just getting OLD !!!

Who knew that standing next to the stage to

get a better view and be part of the music

would catch up with you 25 years later.

Now that I have my granny glasses,

I have discovered the reason I don't go

thru as many disposable razors as

I used to. I used to have to shave

my legs every week--

DON'T PANIC

I was not running around with Sasquatch legs-

I just never had much hair on my legs or arms..

I never shaved my legs above the

knees- Never needed to.

Well with the new glasses, I know why I am

not shaving my legs as much.

That way I have more time to dedicate to

the grooming of the catfish whiskers

that I have developed..

Yes- 3 hairs

at the corners of my mouth- YES,both sides.

OMG

Like a female fu-manchu

 

It seems that my body hair is moving north.
I also have discovered three long hairs on the

back of my left leg-- Only my left leg
If I would gel them , I could line them up and

call it a seam in my orthopedic stockings.

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How can this be happening to the woman that

could party all night - drink with the big boys

and still go to Great America the next morning

and ride all of the roller coasters while consuming

"the breakfast of champions" that had been

ever so carefully poured into silly little juice bottles..

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Golden years my ass...