Thursday July 15th (I think)

What a fucked up morning already

Went out , moved all of the hoses , picked up sticks and other

assorted crap from the back yard so I can mow

before it gets to hot.

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Got on the lawn mower-- click, click click...

He JUST put a new battery in it YESTERDAY !!!

I think he did not turn the key all the way to the

off position when he got done testing it last night .

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So I figure I am already sweating like a whore in church,

I might as well re-fill the humming bird feeders.

Back in the house , make the simple syrup,

re fill the feeder and head out to the Devils steam bath

of a back yard once again.

Take the empty feeder off of the pole and of course it

is not completely empty, so it runs down

my legs and into my shoes.

Went to hang up the newly filled feeder

and dropped it. (#&%%*$&%)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Now I have to go get a bucket and dip water out of the

pool (thatreally needs to be cleaned) carry it back to

the pole and try to disperse the

simple syrup that ran all over the pole ,

down my legs into my shoes again.

I don't need anymore freaking ants this years

As I type I feel like I have careepy carawlies

( That is southern speak )

climbing my legs .. But maybe I just need to shave my

legs, but that is another story.

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Okay , now I have 2 sticky , dripping hummingbird feeders

that have been given a quick dunk in the water bucket,

I finish pouring the

water on the patio, once again to TRY to keep the ants away.

Damn I hate living here.

I manage to get the back door open , with my somewhat unsticky hand

and you guessed it .. I stepped into the house and dropped both of the

sticky feeders on the floor.*$&%#($)%.

Now not thinking I put my hand on Tom's chair to

step over the "sticky"

-- DUH--

Now I need to wipe the sticky off of his chair ( very minimal)

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Serena dry wipes the floor and then I go over it with wet cloths .

So how has your morning been????