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Location: Arkansas, United States

Thursday, January 01, 2009

Jack-isms

Jack's vocabulary is growing in leaps and bounds
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Some holiday examples
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I went into ULTA to get another bottle of
Prime time and I also picked up a couple of tubes of flavored
chap stick like lip balm.
I opened the Hot Chocolate flavored one and gave it to Jack
from the back seat--all i heard was
THAT'S GROSS!!!
So much for flavored chap stick
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Then one evening Jack was palying around under Serena's peasant
type skirt. (He acts like it is his personal tent)
He pats her on the butt -- then gives her a quick kiss
and then for his finale` -- he starts slapping her
on the butt saying
" I LIKE BOOBIES"
Maybe an anatomy lesson is in order ??
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Ahhh the story of Maa Juice
for those that do not know-
Jack calls the Sierra Mist that I drink "Maa Juice"
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Well one evening he is in the kitchen with Serena and
I am in the living room and
this is what I hear.
Mom, can I have some Maa juice??
in a min- when I get done here
Mom , I NEED MAA JUICE.
I said , when I am done
MA--I want maa juice
can i have maa juice now ?
Jack, Please give me a minute to finish the dishes
This went on for about another 10 exchanges of this conversation
Serena finally finishes what she was doing and gets
a glass to pour him so maa juice.
He looks at her and asks
What are you doing ???
she replies, getting your maa juice
he says to her
Oh I forgot !!
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