Valentines Day advice for men

Let me give you men a little advice.

Don't show up wearing nothing but a trench coat and

expect a woman to be thrilled.

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(No, Tom does not own a trench coat)

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Valentines day is about "ROMANCE".

Close your eyes, picture yourself naked, hairy and

underinflated.. Does that say ROMANCE??

I don't think so ..

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ROMANCE is not sex,

when you learn the difference that means

you have finally turned into a man.

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On Valentines Day , do something for the lady

in your life. Buy her a copy of her favorite book or movie.

Make dinner and clean up the mess, send her to a

day spa for the works.. Some ladies like flowers , send them

to her at work. That way all of her co-workers and friends

will know that somebody thinks she is wonderful.

Short on money ???

Wash her car or tape a note to her favorite

candy bar , the note should tell her how much she

means to you and NOT include a naked picture

of yourself.

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Are you getting the picture ???