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Location: Arkansas, United States

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Extinct

I know that there is a lot of talk about extinction ..
Well I know one thing that will never disappear from the
face of the earth.
THE ARKANSAS LITTERBUG
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They must be very good breeders .
There are soooo many of them.
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Arkansas is a beautiful state
and these litterbugs act as if the
entire state is their own personal
garbage can.
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You drove your lazy ass to at least three fast
food places today , plus the can of Dr Pepper,
that you needed for the walk from the
house to your vehicle.
*
Lets try a little exercise ..
*
Put one of your favorite WalMart bags in the front
seat with you.
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Now when you finish that Whopper or Sonic burger, put the
sandwich container , napkins and any other empty containers in
the walmart bag.
Got it ??
Now we know you are going to have to stop for a snack,
again , same rule applies .. Put the left overs in the walmart bag.
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Okay now we know you are going to have to stop at the
gas station sooner or later .. take the bag from the front seat ,
and place it in the BIG ROUND containers
that the gas stations supply.
They are called "Trash Cans " for a reason
* *
DO NOT THROW THE
BAG OUT THE WINDOW WHILE YOU ARE DRIVING
DOWN THE ROAD .
See, you don't even have to take it home .
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Maybe if you quit throwing crap out of the car / pick up truck
windows , your kids might not learn the nasty habit .
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Arkansas has a fine for littering .
I wonder if it has EVER been enforced??
I doubt it .
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One more thing , if you are healthy enough to hang
"Yard Sale" signs from every post in the state, then
you should be healthy enough to go
take the damned eye sores down when the sale is over.
I see signs with dates from last month.
* * *
TAKE THE DAMNED SIGNS D O W N
or maybe these are the new
"Arkansas State Flowers "???

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