Sick Bastard

I don't know who the sick bastard is that came up with this

prep drink for a colonoscopy, But He /She should be

made to drink this foul smelling cousin of dish soap

every day of his/her life !!

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This HalfLytely sludge

smells like an old slimey pond that has

been laced with flat 7-upflat

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As if going without even a piece of toast since 9pm last

night(Tuesday nite) wasn't bad enough, all I get is

this slime in a cup.

8 ounces every 10 min.

It is now 6:45 Wednesday and I will get

NOTHING solid until

11am tomorrow ..

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Not nice to screw with a diabetic this way.

Beef bouillon my ass..

Puked that up pretty quick.

Okay lets try the chicken..

YUK-- but lost only about 1/2 of it .

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No meds today - so I am a bit shakey

and a whole lot bitchy.

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This won't be happening again .

I cannot believe that Tom went thru

this 3 times and did not kill something

or somebody.

BITE ME !!!