As Time Goes By.....

A little bit about EVERYTHING.. Family , friends , life, death,rants and raves. Just a place for me to get it all out of my system..

Location: Arkansas, United States

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Recently, in large French city, a poster featuring a young,
thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym.
It said:


* * *
A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not
match those of the woman on the poster, responded
publicly to the question posed by the gym.
* * * * * *

To Whom It May Concern: Whales are always surrounded by
friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious humans). They have an active
sex life, they getpregnant and have adorable baby whales.
They have a wonderful time with dolphins stuffing themselves
with shrimp. They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful
places like Patagonia, the Barren Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia .

Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs..
They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other
than humans. They are loved, protected and admired by
almost everyone in the world.

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

Mermaids don't exist.

If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of
Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity crisis. Fish or human?
They don't have a sex life because they kill men who get close to
them not to mention how could they have sex? Therefore they
don't have kids either.
Not to mention who wants to get close to a girl who smells like
a fish store? The choice is perfectly clear to me;

I want to be a whale.


P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea
that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice
cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me
shiver and a coffee with my friends. With time we gain weight because
we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that
when there is no more room it distributes out to the
rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are
enormously cultured, educated and happy.


Beginning today,
when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,

Good gosh, look how smart I am...¨


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